we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
my boyfriend and i have an inside joke about #shareajoke and the other day he asked me what I would do if he proposed to me by getting down on one nee with a coke can that said
"Share a coke with your Wife."