Last week one of my coworkers shinned a lazier in my eye for no particular reason, completely without a purpose.
When ever I see lights flash it gives me problems my eyes bug out after it. So my dad came in when I was on the computer asking over and over again “what’s tumblr?” flickering the lights I begged him “stop, stop dad, dad please stop, stop dad MY EYES” then said something along the lines of “dad don’t you know what that does to my eyes?” we walked out at the same time. He didn’t seem to be mad it almost seemed like he intended on going outside anyway. I didn’t mean to over react and I don’t think I truly did. I don’t want this to become a thing now.

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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Les Miserables - Official Trailer (HD) (by joblomovienetwork)
apparently this was a leak, so the vid might disappear.
cue incoherent squeeing. this looks pretty amazing, so far. i’d heard about it before but hadn’t really looked up much details or the cast.
though i don’t know how i feel about Wolverine as Jean Val Jean. reads a little ‘young’ for the role to me.
i’m also going to have to stop thinking of Amanda Seyfried as ‘That dumb girl from Mean Girls’ one of these days. (Granted, ‘The Bug-Eyed one from Mamma Mia’ isn’t much better.)

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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
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BUT LIKE IMAGINE THAT WAS YOUR BODY THOUGH
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